Absence of Climax

The ferocious witch, Rangda, waves her white handkerchief as she and the Barong--the friendly dog-lion, engage in their dance that, invariably, ends in the standoff otherwise known as...

Absence of...what?

ABSENCE OF CLIMAX

What is absence of climax?

a) When a man or a woman doesn’t achieve orgasm.
b) When there is no resolution to a conflict.
c) Both a) and b).

If you answered a), your relationship needs a jump-start (and you’re very horny).
If you answered b), your relationship is in trouble (or else you’re very familiar with Clifford Geertz and his work on Bali).
If you answered c), your relationship is over (or else you’re boring everyone to tears with your detailed knowledge of Geertz and his peculiar brand of “absence of climax”).

What happens when you miss experiencing an absence of climax?

a) You’re very self-sufficient.
b) Someone else has stepped in to lend you a helping hand.
c) You don’t get it.

If you answered a), you’re adept at using vibrators and/or your hand.
If you answered b), you got lucky.
If you answered c), you still don’t get it.

Try again. When you don’t experience an absence of climax, you…

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